Now, then. You aint seen nothin till yous seen Councillor Crispian Tarquin Buttock-Bottomley runnin around Nigel Prawns goat field with a parsnip up his arse.
And, no, I aint seen that either. But it probably got you readin this ere thing they calls a bog. [Blog, Amelia, its called a blog. Ed.]
Anyhow, like, theys lots o people walkin around these parts an Im talkin of our wonderful Little Bibbling under Flossock here whos just not what youd call acceptable folks, like. The sort of folks you just doesnt want pettin your goat or goin near your azaleas with their thingummy hangin out, like.
I means, dont get me wrong, like, I aint got nothin against em, but I dont like em and I dont think they should be allowed to, well, to be, if you sees what I means.
Now, if you listens to this months Underground Ablution [Edition, Amelia. Ed.]
Now dont you go startin that again, Ed whatever your name is.
Edition, then, if you prefers.
As I was sayin, like, if you listens to this months whatever its f[
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Now just you stop this f[
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Right, Underground Whatnot with Bill Everard. If you listens to it, youll ere this months episode of The Chronicles of Little Bibbling under Flossock by that nice Mr Ambrose Jones. [Its Bill Everatt, Amelia, and Andrew John. Ed.]
Well, youll ere an interestin little account of abominations. Thats what they is, abominations. Filthy, perverted, atrocious, disgustin, evil, filthy, foul, gross, hideous, horrible, impure, lascivious, lewd, scurrilous, shameless, shockin, sickening, smutty, suggestive, improper, unchaste, unclean, unwholesome, licentious, loathsome, lustful, nasty, coarse, crude, dirty, outrageous, pornographic, profane, prurient, wanton, repellent, repugnant, salacious, scabrous, vile, and wicked, thats what they is. [My, my, Amelia, have you swallowed a thesaurus? Ed.]
I thought that was some sort o prehistoric monster.
Anyways, like, as I was sayin, like, abominations, thats what they is. This months Chronicles of Little Bibbling under Flossock, what starts round twenty or so minutes into Mr Bill Ever Readys Underground Ablution, give or take, talks about vile abominations.
So enjoy it. I did. Heh, heh, heh.