Theys asked me to write stuff on this ere thing they calls a blog, and I can tell you: I isnt too happy about it.
But if it gets you to listen to the latest episode of The Chronicles of Little Bibbling under Flossock on Bill whatsisnames programme, The Underground Ablution, then Is happy, like. [Bill Everatt, Amelia; and its The Underground Edition. Ed.]
Oi, whats happenin? Whos this Ed? I doesnt know any bugger called Ed. [It means Editor, Amelia. Ed.]
Anyways, the Little Bibblin stuff comes in around twenty minutes or so into the programme, so now you knows. No need to listen to the rest of the programme its shit. [We strongly recommend listeners to listen to the whole programme, because it’s brilliant. Ed.]
We introduced my charmin part of the world, Little Bibbling under Flossock, in the February Ablution. [Edition, Amelia. Ed.] And it showed how that nice fella Andrew John actually got there. Well, I says nice. Hes a bit funny if you asks me in the ead, like, if you sees what I means. [No libel allowed, Amelia. Careful. Ed.]
You can just see Little Bibblin at the other side of the M39 of youre sittin down, like. Well, from where I am right in Little Bibblin its this side of the M39, o course. But then it would be, wouldnt it?
Anyways, in the March Ablution you can hear some more. In this one, that nice (but creepy) Mr John introduces some of the characters from our charmin little hamlet thing.
Theys the mayor, Councillor Beauregard Soup, for instance. And theys a big fat bugger of a councillor called Crispian Tarquin Buttock-Bottomley. They has to repair the road when he walks past. Then theres the mayors daughter, whos also his mayoral consort, Lucy Soup the Third (shes the third on account of how she as two older sisters, both called Lucy). F
[deleted] weird if you asks me. [Language, Amelia, language. Ed.]
So, anyways, like, off you goes and listens to that Underground whatever it is, and youll learn all about Little Bibblin under Flossock.
Ere, was that all right, then? [Fine, Amelia. Brilliant. Ed.]